You Should Move To The South Pole For These Reasons

Lower taxation! Yay!-Yay! But this isn’t why you’re supposed to move there. I just figured that it might help, so I just threw it out. To help you guys out in your decision making processes, I always go the extra mile.

Anyway, the South Pole is the perfect spot if you want to live in a weird place where you can get a bunch of random facts to woo your visitors with. Let me give you some cool information that will impress all the dirty plebs visiting your castle of ice.

You Don’t Need To Get A Watch

And it’s not because you’ve got a mobile! Actually, it is because the sun gradually circles the sky if it’s out. If it’s above a certain point at 2 PM, then every day at 2 PM it will be at that point.

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The Sun Only Sets And Rises Once Per Year

None of that circadian nonsensical stuff. And it takes several days every time the sun goes up or down. No more sunsets that are missing!

There’s Hardly Any People Around

Because we all hate individuals. Nobody considering moving to the South Pole is entitled to claim otherwise.

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The 300 Club

This is pretty much the very own brotherhood of the South Pole. People crank up the heat to 93 ° C (200 ° F) and then go outside where it is -73 ° C (-100 ° F) (without any clothing). Because, while the Celsius system makes more sense, they used the Fahrenheit temperature to achieve a 300 degree difference, “the 166 club” sounded less badass.

New Years Lasts An Entire Day

You can actually walk between time zones, since the South Pole puts you at the very bottom of the planet. Which also means that for 24 hours, you can celebrate the New Year every hour. For 24 hours straight, I’m not one who needs an excuse to drink, but this is the best I’ve heard of.

It Moves On Its Own So You Don’t Have To

Since the South Pole is on a slab of ice 3 kilometers high, it’s safe to assume that it’s going to move quite a bit. Not the actual pole, but all that’s on it. It moves at a rate of about 2.5 cm per day, which is slightly over 9 meters every year.

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Getting There Makes You Light-Headed

Since it’s on a 3-kilometer slab of ice, that means you’re on a 3-kilometer slab of ice yourself. And humans at an altitude of 3000 meters get pretty lightheaded.

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